1 00:01:12,467 --> 00:01:15,823 I've written the days of the week on the freezer bags. 2 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:18,558 Just take them out a couple of hours before use. 3 00:01:19,259 --> 00:01:23,514 On Sunday, comb all three for lice. Including Victor. it has to be done. 4 00:01:24,926 --> 00:01:28,680 We're getting rid of those bastards. Are you listening, Lasse? 5 00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:08,875 I'm really, really in a hurry. 6 00:02:15,842 --> 00:02:18,595 The taxi's here now. Kids! Give me a kiss. 7 00:02:31,884 --> 00:02:35,877 Get out now, Thomas. I have to be in the airport five minutes ago. 8 00:02:36,301 --> 00:02:38,053 Ditte, my name's David. 9 00:02:49,717 --> 00:02:51,765 Hi, Mum. - Hi, Ditte. 10 00:02:51,676 --> 00:02:54,827 Why are you always late? - Shut up, Sigrid. 11 00:02:54,676 --> 00:02:57,224 We have to walk faster. - Where's Dad? 12 00:02:58,342 --> 00:02:59,798 Hello! Answer me. 13 00:03:00,342 --> 00:03:03,664 Dad's not going after all. It's just the three of us. 14 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:06,864 The three of us? We can't leave without Dad. 15 00:03:07,384 --> 00:03:08,806 What's going on? 16 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:11,286 Well, it's Dad 17 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,473 Dad is dead. - No! 18 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:17,511 No, no. - Dad is dead? 19 00:03:17,884 --> 00:03:20,000 Dad's not dead. - He is dead. 20 00:03:21,342 --> 00:03:22,957 To me he is. - Dad? 21 00:03:23,342 --> 00:03:26,357 No, Dad's not dead. - No, honey. It was a joke. 22 00:03:28,467 --> 00:03:30,014 I'm sorry, Skipper. 23 00:03:32,717 --> 00:03:35,732 Mum and Dad are getting a divorce. - A divorce? 24 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:38,833 Come with me, Ditte. - What's going on? 25 00:03:39,842 --> 00:03:43,460 Dad's new girlfriend is Jonna. Remember her? From Accounts? 26 00:03:44,134 --> 00:03:48,184 Mum found them in the store room. She had Dad's thingy in her mouth. 27 00:03:48,051 --> 00:03:49,200 No. - Yes. 28 00:03:49,759 --> 00:03:51,010 Mum, come on. 29 00:03:52,051 --> 00:03:54,975 We're already late. Come on. - I'm not going. 30 00:03:54,759 --> 00:03:57,808 We're going to Malta to celebrate your birthday. 31 00:03:57,467 --> 00:03:59,719 I don't even know where Malta is. 32 00:04:00,092 --> 00:04:03,607 It's close to Africa. Come on. Shall I take this for you? 33 00:04:07,176 --> 00:04:09,326 Do you have your boarding pass? 34 00:04:11,134 --> 00:04:12,487 Come on, honey. 35 00:04:14,134 --> 00:04:17,786 Welcome. Glad to have you on board. You're in seats A and B. 36 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,708 We're in row 15, Mum. Come on. 37 00:04:23,759 --> 00:04:27,081 Sigrid, are we not together? - Where is Ditte's seat? 38 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,951 Why aren't we sitting together? 39 00:05:02,092 --> 00:05:05,641 What are you looking at? - Are you travelling on your own? 40 00:05:05,676 --> 00:05:08,327 No, my mother and sister are over there. 41 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:11,330 Where's your dad? - He should've been here. 42 00:05:13,092 --> 00:05:16,812 But he chose to stay home and bang an accountant named Jonna. 43 00:05:17,592 --> 00:05:19,810 My maths teacher's called Jonna. 44 00:05:21,634 --> 00:05:23,386 I don't think it's her. 45 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,848 May I have some? 46 00:05:27,551 --> 00:05:29,166 Not really. No, Dad! 47 00:05:31,259 --> 00:05:32,681 Here. - Thanks. 48 00:05:33,134 --> 00:05:36,183 And please stop talking to my son. - Okay, fine. 49 00:05:56,842 --> 00:05:58,195 What is it now? 50 00:05:59,009 --> 00:06:01,728 My dad thinks you seem mentally unstable. 51 00:06:04,009 --> 00:06:07,729 And what makes him an expert in other people's mental health? 52 00:06:07,842 --> 00:06:09,457 He's a psychologist. 53 00:06:14,009 --> 00:06:16,625 It's really nice. Where did you get it? 54 00:06:17,592 --> 00:06:19,640 It was a present from my mum. 55 00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:23,410 Can I try it? - Yes, for a little while. 56 00:06:34,551 --> 00:06:36,667 Dad? - It's really cool, huh? 57 00:06:38,342 --> 00:06:41,334 I have to pee. - Not now. The plane's landing. 58 00:06:43,051 --> 00:06:47,101 But then I'll pee in my pants. - You'll have to wait. We're landing. 59 00:06:49,217 --> 00:06:51,833 I can't. I'm peeing now. Here it comes. 60 00:06:52,551 --> 00:06:55,099 Here. - Are you giving my son alcohol? 61 00:06:55,342 --> 00:06:57,958 No, I'm giving him something to pee in. 62 00:07:21,676 --> 00:07:24,292 Will you please hold this? - What? Yes. 63 00:07:26,592 --> 00:07:29,345 Can I get a sip? I need a drink. - No, no. 64 00:07:29,384 --> 00:07:32,376 It's tepid. I'll get you a drink at the hotel. 65 00:07:32,092 --> 00:07:35,949 Why do you complicate everything? - No, no, no, it's pee! Sorry. 66 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:33,581 Come to me and get your 'all inclusive' bracelets. Here you go. 67 00:08:35,301 --> 00:08:39,226 You ought to mention the humidity. It's important to drink a lot. 68 00:08:39,676 --> 00:08:41,792 I was planning on saying that. 69 00:08:41,509 --> 00:08:44,967 Last year you said it in the bus. I missed it this year. 70 00:08:44,759 --> 00:08:46,613 You're doing a great job. 71 00:08:47,051 --> 00:08:49,269 Dad, remember our suitcase. Dad? 72 00:08:51,384 --> 00:08:53,602 All inclusive bracelets for you. 73 00:08:54,551 --> 00:08:58,544 Lousy, crappy suitcases! I told you not to buy this discount shit. 74 00:09:00,217 --> 00:09:02,208 It wasn't me who bought it. 75 00:09:02,384 --> 00:09:04,306 Did I count you? - Twice. 76 00:09:04,801 --> 00:09:08,658 It just says you're four travelling together. I can't find Bent. 77 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:11,683 Bent Reinholt. Is he with you? - No. Come on. 78 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:15,877 I don't understand. It says Lise, Bent, Ditte and Sigrid Reinholt. 79 00:09:16,301 --> 00:09:19,316 Bent is dead. You're incredibly unprofessional. 80 00:09:20,884 --> 00:09:23,398 518. Here it is. - It's the last one. 81 00:09:29,009 --> 00:09:31,330 Aren't you too hot in this? - No. 82 00:09:37,092 --> 00:09:39,208 How annoying. - Do it slower. 83 00:09:40,967 --> 00:09:44,516 Didn't you get another card as well? - No, it is this one. 84 00:09:44,926 --> 00:09:46,780 With a picture of a lady. 85 00:09:47,176 --> 00:09:49,394 Are you sure? - Slower, Sigrid. 86 00:09:50,926 --> 00:09:54,248 I also got another card. I'll just try the other one. 87 00:09:56,801 --> 00:09:58,223 Oh, that was it. 88 00:09:59,217 --> 00:10:00,935 Wow, what a nice room! 89 00:10:03,884 --> 00:10:05,738 Just let me take it, Mum. 90 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,844 It's a lovely, big bed. 91 00:10:21,009 --> 00:10:22,761 Oh my god, I am so hot. 92 00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:33,282 No, no, not the mini bar! It's just way too expensive. 93 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:37,263 Don't even touch them, or they register it as if you drank it. 94 00:10:38,134 --> 00:10:40,955 When were Lasse and I When were we in Rome? 95 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:46,001 I think it was in 2009, Mum? You had the kids. 96 00:10:46,176 --> 00:10:49,168 It was a terrible shock when we got the check. 97 00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:03,323 Dad must have really splashed out. - Did Dad move out? 98 00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:07,221 And you can walk on the cliffs. - Answer me. Did Dad move out? 99 00:11:07,717 --> 00:11:11,175 I think you're in there. Let's go and look at your room. 100 00:11:12,801 --> 00:11:16,658 Why aren't the two of us together? - Come on. Let's have a look. 101 00:11:20,176 --> 00:11:20,938 Mum 102 00:11:23,342 --> 00:11:24,354 Come on. 103 00:12:29,717 --> 00:12:32,072 Hi. - Not now. Mum's really upset. 104 00:12:35,134 --> 00:12:37,125 Just come in, Ditte. - Hi. 105 00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:41,057 Mum, you're not alone. - Yes, I am. 106 00:12:42,759 --> 00:12:45,580 Remember you've got me, Lasse and the kids. 107 00:12:46,426 --> 00:12:48,075 And you've got Ditte. 108 00:12:52,134 --> 00:12:53,647 There, there, Mum. 109 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,531 Hi, Mum - Aren't you too hot in those boots? 110 00:13:01,717 --> 00:13:04,971 Are you okay, Mum? - No, Mum isn't feeling too well. 111 00:13:08,884 --> 00:13:11,500 Would you like to go to the bar? - Now? 112 00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:14,202 Yes. - No, I don't really need anything. 113 00:13:16,551 --> 00:13:20,100 It's just been a really long day and I'm tired now, Ditte. 114 00:13:24,259 --> 00:13:26,716 We'll see you tomorrow, okay, Ditte? 115 00:13:28,426 --> 00:13:30,883 Dad, could you come down here? 116 00:13:33,801 --> 00:13:34,813 Why not? 117 00:13:36,217 --> 00:13:38,208 This holiday was your idea. 118 00:13:41,301 --> 00:13:43,519 Did she find out just yesterday? 119 00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:46,848 Three weeks ago? 120 00:13:48,676 --> 00:13:50,530 Are you talking with Dad? 121 00:13:52,217 --> 00:13:54,435 Are you smoking? - No, I'm not. 122 00:13:54,842 --> 00:13:58,300 Why are you talking with Dad? - How long have you known? 123 00:14:00,759 --> 00:14:04,616 For two weeks and three days. - Why the hell didn't you tell me? 124 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:07,543 Ditte, what would you have done if you had known? 125 00:14:07,634 --> 00:14:11,650 I would've helped you and supported you and dropped by with pizzas. 126 00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,621 You should've called me. 127 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:22,644 Can I get a cigarette? 128 00:14:26,926 --> 00:14:28,439 Come and sit down. 129 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:47,812 Ditte, when Mum had her stroke, we called you for three days. 130 00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:52,669 It's five years ago and my batteries were flat. I've told you before. 131 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:57,108 No, not that time. You were touring with that rock hullabaloo band. 132 00:14:58,051 --> 00:15:01,566 That rock hullabaloo band was when you were giving birth. 133 00:15:04,426 --> 00:15:08,419 Yes, and funnily enough you never made it to any of my deliveries. 134 00:15:08,259 --> 00:15:12,480 Funnily enough, I don't like looking up your pussy when humans pop out. 135 00:15:12,676 --> 00:15:16,669 Mum has been there every time and she loves watching them pop out. 136 00:15:28,051 --> 00:15:29,769 What's the issue here? 137 00:15:30,717 --> 00:15:34,733 The issue is that you've signed out from this family and it's fine. 138 00:15:34,092 --> 00:15:38,108 Then we don't expect anything from you and you can't disappoint us. 139 00:15:37,717 --> 00:15:41,335 I didn't sign out from anything. - What are my kids' names? 140 00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:48,888 God, what a stupid question. - What are their names? 141 00:15:48,717 --> 00:15:50,537 You're being ridiculous. 142 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,856 What their names are? Their names are 143 00:16:00,134 --> 00:16:02,147 Their names are It's Jonas. 144 00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:05,131 Yes. 145 00:16:06,926 --> 00:16:08,974 And the girl is called Laura. 146 00:16:09,342 --> 00:16:11,993 The girl is called Laura. - And William. 147 00:16:14,176 --> 00:16:15,632 What? - William. 148 00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:18,307 What did you say? - William. 149 00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:19,313 No. 150 00:16:20,676 --> 00:16:22,029 Villy. Villads. 151 00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:25,875 For fuck's sake, it's Victor. 152 00:16:26,634 --> 00:16:30,650 Victor, Victor, Victor. Laura, Jonas, Victor. Laura, Jonas, Victor. 153 00:16:31,134 --> 00:16:33,887 You have to be the world's biggest egoist. 154 00:16:34,884 --> 00:16:37,398 I'm bloody well not. Stop hitting me! 155 00:16:37,676 --> 00:16:39,598 Damn, you hit really hard. 156 00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:48,071 What did you buy for Mum? 157 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,865 What do you mean? - What did you buy for her birthday? 158 00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:56,806 All kinds of stuff. 159 00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:59,947 Can we share it, please? - See you tomorrow. 160 00:17:00,426 --> 00:17:03,975 No, we can't share it. Buy your own present. Sweet dreams. 161 00:19:29,051 --> 00:19:30,564 Cheers. - Cheers. 162 00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:27,580 Which animal would you like to be? 163 00:20:28,342 --> 00:20:29,593 Which animal? 164 00:21:34,801 --> 00:21:37,656 Are you okay? Did the teddy bear molest you? 165 00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:50,727 They won't let you in? 166 00:21:50,926 --> 00:21:54,350 I think they're sleeping. Hello! Let me in! It's Ditte! 167 00:21:56,176 --> 00:21:57,723 Maybe they're dead. 168 00:21:58,092 --> 00:22:00,708 Your dad's not going swimming with you? 169 00:22:00,342 --> 00:22:02,799 He's asleep. He's been up all night. 170 00:22:02,509 --> 00:22:04,227 Doing what? - Crying. 171 00:22:04,717 --> 00:22:06,639 Why? - Because of my mum. 172 00:22:07,134 --> 00:22:08,954 This is just Let me in! 173 00:22:10,634 --> 00:22:13,751 Maybe they're having breakfast. - Not without me. 174 00:22:14,842 --> 00:22:17,993 And then there's this. A war museum. 175 00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:20,958 What? - War. A war museum. 176 00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:24,060 I see. Dad would've loved that. 177 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,683 Well, he's not here. You can swim with dolphins. 178 00:22:28,051 --> 00:22:31,475 We tried it on Kos. It's not all it's cracked up to be. 179 00:22:31,926 --> 00:22:33,974 I've always wanted to try it. 180 00:22:34,467 --> 00:22:37,482 A historic tour. A tour of the Knights Templar. 181 00:22:38,301 --> 00:22:40,849 Do you remember Dad talked about that? 182 00:22:40,717 --> 00:22:44,232 A bus picks us up at the hotel and drives us to the ruins 183 00:22:44,176 --> 00:22:47,191 Good morning, Mum. - Hi. I'm glad you found us. 184 00:22:48,342 --> 00:22:52,199 Were you in a coma? We knocked on your door for fifteen minutes. 185 00:22:51,634 --> 00:22:53,625 Happy birthday, Mum. - But 186 00:22:54,551 --> 00:22:57,270 This is for you. - You're kidding, right? 187 00:22:58,134 --> 00:23:01,251 It's a travel gift with all your favourite stuff. 188 00:23:01,509 --> 00:23:02,965 It's all so nice. 189 00:23:07,134 --> 00:23:10,490 This is so lovely. - Yes, I bought it on the Internet. 190 00:23:11,426 --> 00:23:13,144 There's some honey and 191 00:23:14,301 --> 00:23:15,552 This is good. 192 00:23:16,217 --> 00:23:19,141 And what does it say? "I was in Malta beach". 193 00:23:19,801 --> 00:23:21,621 Isn't it lovely? - Yes. 194 00:23:23,092 --> 00:23:26,846 Did you get that on the Internet, too? - I think it'll fit me. 195 00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:47,872 It's beautiful. - It's not today. 196 00:23:48,092 --> 00:23:50,640 What? - Mum's birthday is on Thursday. 197 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,719 90? - No, I told them it was 60. 198 00:23:57,967 --> 00:23:59,980 Never mind. - I said sixty. 199 00:24:07,259 --> 00:24:08,874 But I did say sixty. 200 00:24:09,134 --> 00:24:12,456 Never mind. We'll just turn it upside down. Zero sex. 201 00:24:15,426 --> 00:24:18,748 My compliments. - I think it's complimentary, right'? 202 00:24:18,842 --> 00:24:22,460 This is really nice, Ditte. Do you have any more surprises? 203 00:24:25,051 --> 00:24:29,067 Mum, why do we have to celebrate your birthday on a particular day? 204 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:32,691 Can't we celebrate you today as well? - Yes, that's fine. 205 00:24:32,967 --> 00:24:34,423 It's fun. - Yes! 206 00:24:34,717 --> 00:24:37,470 So did you have something special in mind? 207 00:24:37,926 --> 00:24:40,042 Yes, Ditte, what did you plan? 208 00:24:41,801 --> 00:24:43,120 Lots of stuff. 209 00:24:55,884 --> 00:24:59,206 You should've checked the weather. - Shut up, Sigrid. 210 00:25:00,426 --> 00:25:03,884 No one's ever died from a change of weather. What is it? 211 00:25:05,509 --> 00:25:09,058 Lasse just sent some pictures of Victor. He's so adorable. 212 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,249 Can I see? 213 00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,924 What is he doing? - It's willy time. 214 00:25:17,426 --> 00:25:19,644 It's so fine. - Isn't it sweet? 215 00:25:19,676 --> 00:25:22,292 Come on, Mum. - He's got the same eyes. 216 00:25:22,759 --> 00:25:25,410 You're going on the water slide. - What? 217 00:25:25,676 --> 00:25:29,430 You're going on the water slide. Yes, you are. I'll take this. 218 00:25:29,842 --> 00:25:33,767 No one my age goes on those things. - It's really fun. Just once. 219 00:25:33,592 --> 00:25:37,813 My back hurts. I didn't sleep well. - Don't do it if you don't want to. 220 00:25:37,467 --> 00:25:41,187 If I go with you, we can have just one ride. Should we do it? 221 00:25:43,634 --> 00:25:44,953 Are you ready? 222 00:25:45,259 --> 00:25:47,272 One, two - Three, let's go! 223 00:25:47,967 --> 00:25:49,389 Three, let's go! 224 00:26:14,801 --> 00:26:16,655 I was the first one down! 225 00:26:18,509 --> 00:26:19,373 What? 226 00:26:21,967 --> 00:26:23,286 Let gm! 227 00:26:24,342 --> 00:26:26,196 Where's Mum? Mum? - Mum? 228 00:26:31,134 --> 00:26:31,964 Mum? 229 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:34,589 Mum! 230 00:26:35,217 --> 00:26:37,367 You have to let go! - Help me. 231 00:26:37,759 --> 00:26:40,375 I'm coming! - Help me! I won't do this. 232 00:26:41,009 --> 00:26:43,625 No, Sigrid, it's the wrong tube. Jesus! 233 00:26:44,676 --> 00:26:47,395 Mum, just let go, you're almost down now. 234 00:26:48,301 --> 00:26:49,518 No, I'm not. 235 00:26:52,092 --> 00:26:54,606 Mum, give me your hand. - No, Sigrid. 236 00:26:55,134 --> 00:26:57,682 Give me your hand, then I'll pull you. 237 00:26:58,176 --> 00:27:00,497 No, I won't. I won't! - Mum. Now. 238 00:27:17,842 --> 00:27:19,355 Mum Ditte, really! 239 00:27:20,801 --> 00:27:21,916 Come here. 240 00:27:35,217 --> 00:27:37,469 God, Ditte, that was so much fun! 241 00:27:38,509 --> 00:27:40,522 Didn't you think it was fun? 242 00:27:42,801 --> 00:27:46,521 Shouldn't we wait for Sigrid? - She just wanted to call home. 243 00:27:50,884 --> 00:27:52,499 I'm glad I got this. 244 00:27:53,676 --> 00:27:56,668 Aren't you too hot in those boots? - I'm fine. 245 00:27:56,551 --> 00:28:00,203 You can borrow my flip flops. I've got a pair I'm not using. 246 00:28:08,301 --> 00:28:09,814 Are you okay, Mum? 247 00:28:11,426 --> 00:28:12,973 Yes. It's just that 248 00:28:14,801 --> 00:28:15,916 I imagined 249 00:28:17,426 --> 00:28:20,145 I imagined that I would grow old with Dad 250 00:28:22,217 --> 00:28:23,969 that we'd die together. 251 00:28:25,009 --> 00:28:29,002 First him, of course. Men don't live that long. They're weaklings. 252 00:28:33,301 --> 00:28:36,418 Did you know from the start that Dad was the one? 253 00:28:36,467 --> 00:28:38,890 With Dad it was love at first sight. 254 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:43,600 He was dancing with someone else, a Swedish girl, I think. 255 00:28:43,926 --> 00:28:46,247 And I just stepped in. - You did? 256 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:49,808 Yes. I said: "I think you should dance with me." 257 00:28:52,509 --> 00:28:54,227 It's an order. - Yes. 258 00:28:56,884 --> 00:29:00,308 And then we danced all night and I knew he was the one. 259 00:29:02,801 --> 00:29:04,223 He was a hottie? 260 00:29:05,717 --> 00:29:09,175 We went down to the beach and laid down in a deck chair. 261 00:29:12,592 --> 00:29:14,742 And that's when we made Sigrid. 262 00:29:15,384 --> 00:29:18,899 How funny. You've never told us. - Well, you never asked. 263 00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:22,491 I know, but 264 00:29:25,342 --> 00:29:26,764 Do you miss Dad? 265 00:29:29,551 --> 00:29:32,668 Well, it hasn't always been easy, your dad and me 266 00:29:33,426 --> 00:29:35,075 He's had some issues. 267 00:29:36,926 --> 00:29:39,747 But I've always thought we made a very good 268 00:29:42,634 --> 00:29:44,852 team or whatever you'd call it. 269 00:29:49,592 --> 00:29:50,911 It's just that 270 00:29:53,051 --> 00:29:56,373 I need to be something for someone. - Of course, Mum. 271 00:29:59,384 --> 00:30:03,002 I'm not good at being alone. - But you won't be alone, Mum. 272 00:30:05,092 --> 00:30:09,085 It's so sweet of you to say so. - No, I mean it. You're so lovely. 273 00:30:10,926 --> 00:30:13,383 I think I look like a wrinkled apple. 274 00:30:13,717 --> 00:30:16,732 No, you don't. Tina Turner's still pulling men. 275 00:30:18,009 --> 00:30:21,263 Yes, but Tina Turner goes to more parties than I do. 276 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:23,136 Isn't Tina Turner dead? 277 00:30:23,551 --> 00:30:27,703 No, as a matter of fact, she just got married again. To a younger man. 278 00:30:28,842 --> 00:30:32,266 Mum, you're getting a red nose. - Sigrid, please don't. 279 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:36,389 Maybe it's not that red. What are you talking about besides Tina Turner? 280 00:30:36,592 --> 00:30:40,517 I'm just telling Mum how many men she could pull if she bothered. 281 00:30:40,592 --> 00:30:44,915 We go out tonight, have a few drinks, dress up a bit. It's not that hard. 282 00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:52,470 Why are you telling Mum such crap? - What? 283 00:30:53,717 --> 00:30:57,073 What are you talking about? - That she can find a man. 284 00:30:57,134 --> 00:30:58,647 She's a nice lady. 285 00:30:59,009 --> 00:31:02,524 You're playing with her emotions. She's fragile as it is. 286 00:31:02,384 --> 00:31:04,432 Of course she can find a man. 287 00:31:09,926 --> 00:31:12,941 She'll feel defeated if she goes out tonight, - 288 00:31:12,884 --> 00:31:16,206 - all dressed up, thinking all the men will woo her - 289 00:31:16,217 --> 00:31:19,232 - and nothing happens. I just feel bad for her. 290 00:31:20,509 --> 00:31:21,373 I do. 291 00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:28,181 Hey! - Full house. 292 00:31:37,342 --> 00:31:40,766 She can't handle one more defeat. - Open up your mouth. 293 00:31:40,634 --> 00:31:44,286 I've become allergic to nuts! It started after I gave birth. 294 00:31:44,426 --> 00:31:47,145 I've always been allergic to hazelnuts, - 295 00:31:47,092 --> 00:31:50,607 - but then it evolved into pistachios, sunflower seeds, - 296 00:31:51,301 --> 00:31:53,849 - macadamia And I love macadamia nuts. 297 00:31:53,676 --> 00:31:55,894 Do you have any siblings? - No. 298 00:31:56,176 --> 00:31:58,428 You're lucky. It's a living hell. 299 00:32:01,551 --> 00:32:04,099 I have to go find a man for my mother. 300 00:32:04,134 --> 00:32:05,283 Can I come? 301 00:32:06,217 --> 00:32:08,868 What does your dad say? - He's sleeping. 302 00:32:09,176 --> 00:32:10,632 Pull me up, Fido. 303 00:32:20,509 --> 00:32:21,862 What about him? 304 00:33:00,551 --> 00:33:01,973 What did he say? 305 00:33:06,342 --> 00:33:07,855 Oliver, wait here. 306 00:33:16,967 --> 00:33:18,889 Yes. - Oh, you're Danish? 307 00:33:19,051 --> 00:33:22,669 My mum has read that book. She says it's bloody marvellous. 308 00:33:22,592 --> 00:33:25,140 Well, it's, you know It's ten to five. 309 00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:34,286 What a nice spot you've found here. Are you and your wife hiding here? 310 00:33:34,217 --> 00:33:35,639 My wife? - Yes. 311 00:33:36,051 --> 00:33:37,973 I don't have one of those. 312 00:33:39,592 --> 00:33:43,210 But you're staying at the hotel? - Yes, I'm right up there. 313 00:33:45,842 --> 00:33:48,595 We should go for a drink. - The two of us? 314 00:33:48,592 --> 00:33:51,447 Yes, and my mum. I'm travelling with my mum. 315 00:33:51,426 --> 00:33:54,941 She's really fantastic, so sweet and lovely and exciting. 316 00:33:54,967 --> 00:33:55,956 Mogens! 317 00:33:57,676 --> 00:34:00,292 Little darling, come over here and meet 318 00:34:01,842 --> 00:34:04,390 Ditte. Hi. - Ditte stays at our hotel. 319 00:34:05,717 --> 00:34:06,729 I see... 320 00:34:07,217 --> 00:34:08,935 Well, I've got to Bye. 321 00:34:11,009 --> 00:34:15,025 If you go near my man one more time, I'll beat the shit out of you. 322 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,891 Aren't there any normal people in this place? 323 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,477 Hi, Mum. - Hi, Ditte. 324 00:36:03,676 --> 00:36:05,894 What's that? - Do you want one? 325 00:36:06,051 --> 00:36:07,268 Now? - Yes. 326 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:10,790 Thanks. 327 00:36:11,176 --> 00:36:14,725 Look. She made that wedding cake for her sister's wedding. 328 00:36:14,759 --> 00:36:18,308 But she hasn't got hands. - That's why it's so impressive. 329 00:36:18,967 --> 00:36:22,619 Imagine doing that for your sister when you've got no hands. 330 00:36:22,801 --> 00:36:26,453 She must've gotten help with the icing. Look how neat it is. 331 00:36:27,134 --> 00:36:29,250 Cheers, Mum. - Cheers, Ditte. 332 00:36:35,634 --> 00:36:36,987 Mmm, it's good. 333 00:36:37,842 --> 00:36:40,663 You look so great with your hair like that. 334 00:36:42,092 --> 00:36:43,343 You think so? 335 00:36:44,051 --> 00:36:47,100 Maybe you're right. - Can I give you a makeover? 336 00:36:49,384 --> 00:36:51,602 You loved to do that as a child. 337 00:36:54,759 --> 00:36:57,410 Hi, Sigrid. - Hi. Please let me through. 338 00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:02,520 Your ass is on fire. - It's no joke. God, it hurts. 339 00:37:04,634 --> 00:37:07,285 I think you've got a nice bum. - Thanks. 340 00:37:08,551 --> 00:37:11,566 It hardly shows that you've had so many babies. 341 00:37:11,509 --> 00:37:13,761 I didn't give birth with my bum. 342 00:37:14,259 --> 00:37:17,376 But three deliveries take their toll on the body. 343 00:37:18,467 --> 00:37:22,517 I think it's fine to have a body that shows that you've given birth. 344 00:37:24,217 --> 00:37:27,766 Mum's not good with cold colours. - You don't have a clue. 345 00:37:30,592 --> 00:37:32,742 Don't you think it's nice, Mum? 346 00:37:33,426 --> 00:37:35,348 I think I look a bit pale. 347 00:37:36,259 --> 00:37:40,275 It's not too dark for my pale skin? - I think it looks good on you. 348 00:37:39,926 --> 00:37:42,781 I would like a cold shower before we go out. 349 00:37:42,717 --> 00:37:45,333 What a shame I forgot the potato flour. 350 00:37:45,592 --> 00:37:47,605 Without you two in the room. 351 00:37:48,134 --> 00:37:49,487 Yes. - Thanks. 352 00:37:50,342 --> 00:37:52,765 Can I just quickly ...? Cut it out. 353 00:37:52,717 --> 00:37:56,039 We'd better go, Ditte. - The red ass made her cranky. 354 00:37:58,092 --> 00:38:01,346 I think she got angry when I mentioned giving birth. 355 00:38:44,926 --> 00:38:46,917 Do you think it's too much? 356 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:49,811 Not if you're a slut. - What did you say? 357 00:38:49,676 --> 00:38:52,395 Hot. I still feel hot from the sun today. 358 00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:56,520 Is that your own dress, Mum? It doesn't cover much. 359 00:38:56,384 --> 00:38:58,602 It's mine, and you're beautiful. 360 00:39:10,176 --> 00:39:13,293 Just look at him. - Raise your glass to him, Mum. 361 00:39:14,092 --> 00:39:17,209 Don't you think it's for you? Or for you, Sigrid? 362 00:39:18,301 --> 00:39:20,758 Raise your glass, Mum. - Mum, really 363 00:39:26,426 --> 00:39:28,075 He's coming. - What? 364 00:39:29,884 --> 00:39:33,342 I'm getting hot flashes. I thought I was done with that. 365 00:39:32,926 --> 00:39:34,541 It's polyester, Mum. 366 00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:48,590 Your name's Lise. 367 00:39:55,676 --> 00:39:57,394 I think he knows that. 368 00:40:15,592 --> 00:40:18,516 What are you doing? - Let's go out and smoke. 369 00:40:18,176 --> 00:40:20,724 We are outside! - Where are you going? 370 00:40:57,259 --> 00:40:59,272 I don't understand the plan. 371 00:40:59,176 --> 00:41:02,828 Don't breathe down her neck while she's chatting with a man. 372 00:41:02,217 --> 00:41:04,208 I'm just looking after her. 373 00:41:04,884 --> 00:41:06,738 She's a grown-up, Sigrid. 374 00:41:11,426 --> 00:41:14,645 You don't find it weird that he's coming on to her? 375 00:41:14,676 --> 00:41:18,498 How old do you think he is? At least 15 years younger than her. 376 00:41:19,884 --> 00:41:23,433 Maybe he's into older women. - Or maybe he's a psychopath. 377 00:41:23,842 --> 00:41:25,696 Or an organ thief. - No. 378 00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:28,803 Maybe he locked her in a cellar - 379 00:41:28,967 --> 00:41:32,585 - and is cutting her up as we speak and stealing her liver. 380 00:41:32,634 --> 00:41:36,183 Don't you think an organ thief would pick a younger women? 381 00:41:36,759 --> 00:41:39,080 It's not funny. We don't know him. 382 00:41:47,134 --> 00:41:49,750 Do you think they've gone to that club? 383 00:43:31,884 --> 00:43:32,896 Hi, Mum. 384 00:43:35,509 --> 00:43:37,158 You just disappeared. 385 00:43:38,467 --> 00:43:41,083 Antonio really wanted to bring me here. 386 00:43:41,467 --> 00:43:43,389 Isn't he gorgeous? - Yes. 387 00:43:45,217 --> 00:43:48,334 Mum, how about we go home now? It's getting late. 388 00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:49,911 No, I'll stay. 389 00:43:50,884 --> 00:43:54,035 I'll stay. Just go to your rooms. I'll come later. 390 00:43:54,384 --> 00:43:57,433 My ass, goddammit! Don't you dare do that again! 391 00:43:57,759 --> 00:44:00,683 Sigrid, take it easy. He just wants to dance. 392 00:44:00,842 --> 00:44:04,061 We'd like you to go with us. - I'll join you later. 393 00:44:04,384 --> 00:44:06,500 Go home with Sigrid. See you! 394 00:44:23,134 --> 00:44:25,056 Good night. - Good night. 395 00:44:26,342 --> 00:44:28,492 Do you want to come in? - Yes. 396 00:44:44,759 --> 00:44:48,513 I hope my children will see each other more than we have done. 397 00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:55,663 Do you love your children equally? 398 00:44:56,551 --> 00:44:59,167 I love my children. I really love them. 399 00:45:03,217 --> 00:45:06,835 Of course, some of them are a bit more annoying than others 400 00:45:13,342 --> 00:45:15,765 Mum has always preferred you. - No. 401 00:45:18,426 --> 00:45:21,543 No, that's not true. Ditte, it's simply not true. 402 00:45:23,259 --> 00:45:24,191 Ditte! 403 00:45:27,217 --> 00:45:28,832 What a load of crap. 404 00:45:29,467 --> 00:45:33,619 Maybe Mum and I are closer right now because I live right next door, - 405 00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:39,316 - but it's not true. And you've always been Daddy's girl. 406 00:45:40,551 --> 00:45:42,269 Is there any more gin? 407 00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:46,830 This costs six euros. - Whatever. 408 00:45:49,717 --> 00:45:52,174 Have you never wanted to settle down? 409 00:45:54,134 --> 00:45:57,126 Get started on an education, a family, a life? 410 00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:04,183 A life? You've got some nerve! I have a life. 411 00:46:04,426 --> 00:46:06,178 No, I mean a real life. 412 00:46:08,176 --> 00:46:11,225 A real life? I'd rather die than have your life. 413 00:46:12,426 --> 00:46:16,783 When was the last time you just let go, didn't give a shit and got wasted? 414 00:46:25,259 --> 00:46:27,773 Hi, Mum! Did you have a nice evening? 415 00:46:29,217 --> 00:46:33,142 I've had the most wonderful evening with the most wonderful man - 416 00:46:35,676 --> 00:46:37,997 - and I'll see him again tomorrow. 417 00:46:38,467 --> 00:46:39,923 Tomorrow? - Yes. 418 00:46:40,551 --> 00:46:42,769 Why are you seeing him tomorrow? 419 00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:47,544 I feel just like Tina Turner. I haven't danced like this in 30 years. 420 00:46:50,342 --> 00:46:53,391 Thank you so much for a marvellous non-birthday. 421 00:46:54,676 --> 00:46:56,029 You're welcome. 422 00:46:56,967 --> 00:46:59,390 Did you do anything besides dancing? 423 00:47:00,134 --> 00:47:02,750 Are you asking if I slept with Antonio? 424 00:47:03,676 --> 00:47:07,328 Because I don't really think that it's any of your business. 425 00:47:08,176 --> 00:47:09,495 But I haven't. 426 00:47:11,759 --> 00:47:13,181 Not yet, anyway. 427 00:48:45,342 --> 00:48:48,061 She'll never forgive me if she finds out. 428 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:51,607 That you slept with him or that you paid him to like her? 429 00:48:51,717 --> 00:48:54,140 She wasn't supposed to fall for him. 430 00:48:54,676 --> 00:48:57,497 He was just to give her some confidence and 431 00:49:00,051 --> 00:49:01,404 make her happy. 432 00:49:02,301 --> 00:49:04,758 Do you think he loves her? - No way. 433 00:49:06,342 --> 00:49:09,698 But he'll definitely make her sad and that's my fault. 434 00:49:10,009 --> 00:49:13,433 I think he wants to sleep with her. - No, no, no! Yuck! 435 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:16,808 He can forget about that. It's not happening. 436 00:49:16,676 --> 00:49:20,225 You can't control it. Adults always do whatever they want. 437 00:49:31,676 --> 00:49:33,826 So this is where you're hiding? 438 00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:41,433 Ditte, what are you doing? - I'm also going in the spa. 439 00:49:41,134 --> 00:49:43,056 No. Go, Ditte! Go, Ditte. 440 00:49:44,926 --> 00:49:47,474 What are you thinking? Use your brain. 441 00:49:50,342 --> 00:49:51,354 Why ...? 442 00:49:52,259 --> 00:49:53,874 Put on some clothes. 443 00:49:55,634 --> 00:49:57,056 Get out of here! 444 00:50:00,259 --> 00:50:01,374 I'm sorry. 445 00:51:04,759 --> 00:51:06,613 Do you have kids? - Yes. 446 00:51:09,926 --> 00:51:11,473 How many? - Three. 447 00:51:15,051 --> 00:51:16,200 Oh, my god! 448 00:51:21,301 --> 00:51:22,620 This is Laura. 449 00:51:25,384 --> 00:51:26,635 Laura's eight 450 00:51:27,592 --> 00:51:31,244 I'm sorry, but I really don't want to look at more children. 451 00:51:31,717 --> 00:51:34,834 It's funny how people always think so. Good lord. 452 00:51:36,842 --> 00:51:40,699 The whole world revolves around those kids and it makes me sick. 453 00:51:42,592 --> 00:51:46,915 Deliver me from people who think I want to hear about their stupid brats. 454 00:51:47,592 --> 00:51:49,640 I've got my own stupid brats. 455 00:52:14,301 --> 00:52:16,053 You're a shrink, right? 456 00:52:18,592 --> 00:52:19,422 Yes. 457 00:52:28,176 --> 00:52:31,634 Can I ask you something? - You're sitting on my sweater. 458 00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:34,806 Oops. - Thanks. 459 00:52:39,842 --> 00:52:42,094 Would you die if you had my life? 460 00:52:45,051 --> 00:52:46,370 Are you drunk? 461 00:52:46,842 --> 00:52:50,164 And I can't be drunk because I've got three children? 462 00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:01,599 You're eating the gnawed olive stones. 463 00:53:10,342 --> 00:53:13,061 I've always done what was expected of me. 464 00:53:13,634 --> 00:53:16,990 I've looked after and nurtured, picked up and brought- 465 00:53:17,634 --> 00:53:19,852 - and baked and baked and baked! 466 00:53:24,009 --> 00:53:26,125 Now she's met some bartender - 467 00:53:27,967 --> 00:53:30,982 - and who gets the credit for making her happy? 468 00:53:31,176 --> 00:53:33,189 Ditte, of course. Of course. 469 00:53:42,342 --> 00:53:45,391 I'm hearing you say that you feel angry and hurt 470 00:53:49,301 --> 00:53:51,292 because your younger sister 471 00:53:52,884 --> 00:53:56,001 has brought some happiness to your mother's life? 472 00:54:04,509 --> 00:54:07,057 You can hear how it sounds, can't you? 473 00:54:11,301 --> 00:54:12,450 Good night. 474 00:54:17,426 --> 00:54:20,350 Sigrid, what's going on? Is it a stomach flu? 475 00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:23,995 Are you drunk? 476 00:54:24,259 --> 00:54:27,274 Yes, and I am drunk often, as a matter of fact. 477 00:54:29,342 --> 00:54:30,457 Come here. 478 00:54:37,926 --> 00:54:40,474 Take two fingers Come on, two fingers. 479 00:54:41,342 --> 00:54:44,766 Put two fingers down your throat and tickle your uvula. 480 00:54:45,009 --> 00:54:48,263 Can you feel it? Stretch your fingers and tickle it. 481 00:54:49,217 --> 00:54:50,673 Yes, that's good. 482 00:54:54,426 --> 00:54:58,283 Do you see the toilet brush? Look at the water in its container. 483 00:54:59,051 --> 00:55:02,976 Imagine drinking that water right now. Yes, that's good. Come on. 484 00:55:04,176 --> 00:55:05,291 That's it. 485 00:55:08,134 --> 00:55:12,286 Ditte, don't take it from the tap. I'd like the water from the bottle. 486 00:55:17,759 --> 00:55:19,579 Here you are. - Thanks. 487 00:55:26,467 --> 00:55:28,458 You're just so sweet to me. 488 00:55:30,967 --> 00:55:32,821 I feel so bad. - I know. 489 00:55:44,051 --> 00:55:47,043 Where have you been? - I've been to the beach. 490 00:55:48,759 --> 00:55:51,080 The waves were enormous, gigantic. 491 00:55:52,092 --> 00:55:55,016 Several times I thought I was going to drown. 492 00:55:55,134 --> 00:55:57,682 But then he was there. - Antonio? Yes. 493 00:55:58,842 --> 00:56:02,892 And then he carried me all the way through the sand to a deck chair. 494 00:56:02,967 --> 00:56:07,188 Why did he carry you to a deck chair? - I didn't dare walk on the sand. 495 00:56:07,426 --> 00:56:11,180 It felt like there were crabs all over, and it was pitch-dark. 496 00:56:12,384 --> 00:56:15,103 What did he do? - Wasn't it sweet of him? 497 00:56:16,717 --> 00:56:19,572 Those Mediterranean men know their business. 498 00:56:19,801 --> 00:56:22,053 It's not just something they say. 499 00:56:24,342 --> 00:56:28,062 Phew, I think I need a shower. I've got sand in all my holes. 500 00:56:30,551 --> 00:56:34,544 Sigrid, why are you lying around? Yuck, it reeks of vomit in here. 501 00:57:09,467 --> 00:57:13,289 I've never tried breaking in. - It's something you have to try. 502 00:57:30,842 --> 00:57:33,561 What are you looking for? - The evidence. 503 00:57:49,092 --> 00:57:49,956 Yuck! 504 00:57:56,217 --> 00:57:57,730 That's you, right? 505 00:58:05,051 --> 00:58:08,066 I'd better take it so your mum doesn't find it. 506 00:58:08,342 --> 00:58:11,357 Promise me you'll tear it up. - Yes, of course. 507 00:58:35,301 --> 00:58:37,553 So every time he bought a cheese 508 00:58:38,134 --> 00:58:41,183 Did you have cheese labels in the good old days? 509 00:58:41,384 --> 00:58:45,002 So every time he bought a cheese he'd steam the label off - 510 00:58:46,342 --> 00:58:48,196 - and put it in a folder. 511 00:58:50,217 --> 00:58:51,081 What? 512 00:58:51,592 --> 00:58:55,244 Each time he bought a cheese, he would steam the label off - 513 00:58:55,634 --> 00:58:57,647 - and put it in this folder. 514 00:58:59,301 --> 00:59:03,658 What was the name of the man from the cheese shop in Virum? Remember that? 515 00:59:05,717 --> 00:59:09,039 Wasn't it Dan Nielsen? - Dan Nielsen? Cheese Man Dan! 516 00:59:11,884 --> 00:59:15,001 Cheese Man Dan Didn't he die of birthmark cancer? 517 00:59:15,759 --> 00:59:18,216 Yes, I think so. Something like that. 518 00:59:20,509 --> 00:59:22,329 These are really pretty. 519 00:59:32,967 --> 00:59:35,219 Don't you want to go to the pool? 520 00:59:35,301 --> 00:59:38,816 No, I think I'll just They're crazy, these cheese labels. 521 00:59:41,801 --> 00:59:44,224 Where's Mum? - She's in the shower. 522 00:59:46,426 --> 00:59:49,884 Wow, these colours are amazing. - Mum, don't you want to 523 00:59:59,051 --> 01:00:00,507 What's happening? 524 01:00:01,092 --> 01:00:04,016 What's up, Ditte? - Mum splashed water on me. 525 01:00:04,259 --> 01:00:06,875 Why? - She was in the shower like this. 526 01:00:07,384 --> 01:00:08,533 No. - Yes. 527 01:00:12,384 --> 01:00:13,737 It's not funny. 528 01:00:15,301 --> 01:00:18,225 She was standing like this. - It's not funny! 529 01:00:19,009 --> 01:00:22,524 Sigrid, Sigrid, she was standing like this. Look. She was 530 01:00:42,509 --> 01:00:45,831 I don't know what you're thinking, but it's not true. 531 01:00:53,134 --> 01:00:57,127 Did you think that just because you get older you don't feel lust? 532 01:00:56,967 --> 01:00:57,729 No. 533 01:00:58,217 --> 01:01:00,765 It actually only gets better with age. 534 01:01:02,676 --> 01:01:06,794 Except for men. For them it's harder and harder to get an erection, - 535 01:01:07,926 --> 01:01:09,678 - when they get older - 536 01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:13,482 - while women find it easier and easier to get an orgasm. 537 01:01:16,301 --> 01:01:20,351 Something really takes off down there when you're 40. Right, Sigrid? 538 01:01:19,884 --> 01:01:22,705 Mum, I'm just not having this conversation! 539 01:01:26,384 --> 01:01:30,502 It's just a shame for older women that the mucous membrane dries out. 540 01:01:31,092 --> 01:01:33,913 But then there's this thing called Vagifem. 541 01:01:36,051 --> 01:01:38,099 It's a vaginal suppository, - 542 01:01:38,301 --> 01:01:41,953 - you stick it up your crack and it's as good as new. 543 01:01:41,842 --> 01:01:43,059 Is she done? 544 01:01:43,551 --> 01:01:47,066 Mum's telling us about something she sticks up her crack. 545 01:01:52,509 --> 01:01:53,624 Sit still. 546 01:01:54,717 --> 01:01:55,866 What? What? 547 01:01:58,717 --> 01:02:00,571 You've got lice. - Shit. 548 01:02:03,842 --> 01:02:04,706 Shit! 549 01:02:05,884 --> 01:02:09,741 Look. There's another one. - You've got lice! That's disgusting. 550 01:02:10,467 --> 01:02:14,460 Okay, I've got lice and Mum just masturbated with the hand shower. 551 01:02:17,134 --> 01:02:20,149 Take out that hair band. I'll take some balsam. 552 01:02:20,134 --> 01:02:22,250 Go and wash your fanny finger. 553 01:02:23,842 --> 01:02:26,060 Lose that ponytail and come out. 554 01:02:33,676 --> 01:02:36,224 God, that's a big chap. Do you see it? 555 01:02:37,342 --> 01:02:38,764 It's disgusting. 556 01:02:42,176 --> 01:02:45,168 You always had lice as a girl. - So did Ditte. 557 01:02:46,259 --> 01:02:49,979 No, she didn't, actually. It's funny when you think about it. 558 01:02:51,426 --> 01:02:55,749 They ought to prefer Ditte's hair. - Why should they prefer Ditte's hair? 559 01:02:55,217 --> 01:02:58,732 Because her hair's so thick it's easier for lice to hide. 560 01:02:59,926 --> 01:03:01,575 Your hair is finer or 561 01:03:02,509 --> 01:03:03,862 sort of sloppy. 562 01:03:04,759 --> 01:03:07,910 But it's great that you managed to get it so long. 563 01:03:07,717 --> 01:03:11,266 I don't think there are any more. I think we got them all. 564 01:03:15,884 --> 01:03:17,397 Oh, it's that song 565 01:03:23,051 --> 01:03:24,507 I love that song. 566 01:03:30,426 --> 01:03:32,439 Can't you turn it up, Ditte? 567 01:03:35,301 --> 01:03:36,654 Come on, Ditte! 568 01:03:40,217 --> 01:03:41,570 Come on, Ditte. 569 01:04:00,259 --> 01:04:01,806 Sit down, sit down. 570 01:04:12,967 --> 01:04:15,481 Tell him I'll be out in five minutes. 571 01:04:24,467 --> 01:04:27,584 What if Daddy Cool becomes our bonus Dad one day? 572 01:04:27,676 --> 01:04:29,689 That is not going to happen. 573 01:04:41,676 --> 01:04:43,894 She can't fall in love with him. 574 01:04:44,134 --> 01:04:48,355 Dad has been a dick to her for years. Finally, a man treats her nicely. 575 01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:51,167 No, he's not nice. He's a total player. 576 01:04:51,301 --> 01:04:55,419 Up until the arrival of Daddy Cool, you couldn't care less about Mum. 577 01:04:55,009 --> 01:04:57,625 But he's fucking everything that moves. 578 01:04:57,801 --> 01:05:00,918 So you've been there? - As a matter of fact, yes. 579 01:05:02,509 --> 01:05:04,329 No. Of course I haven't. 580 01:05:04,842 --> 01:05:07,766 You had intercourse with Mum's new boyfriend? 581 01:05:10,301 --> 01:05:12,292 Have a good day - Bye bye. 582 01:05:15,634 --> 01:05:18,489 It was before Mum that I sort of happened to 583 01:05:18,509 --> 01:05:21,262 happened to have intercourse with Antonio. 584 01:05:21,384 --> 01:05:22,897 Little Ditte Dick. 585 01:05:23,926 --> 01:05:25,644 You and Mum - Sigrid! 586 01:05:26,759 --> 01:05:29,080 You're eating from the same plate. 587 01:05:29,676 --> 01:05:31,428 It's not funny, Sigrid. 588 01:05:33,342 --> 01:05:35,162 You're sisters-in-holes! 589 01:05:42,592 --> 01:05:46,244 I'm the only one of the three of us he didn't feel like ...? 590 01:05:47,592 --> 01:05:51,244 I'm the only one of the three of us he didn't feel like ...? 591 01:05:51,884 --> 01:05:54,205 He goes straight from you to her? 592 01:05:55,759 --> 01:05:58,375 Would you have liked to bang him? - No. 593 01:05:58,509 --> 01:06:02,024 But he could have made a pass at me. It's common decency. 594 01:06:34,176 --> 01:06:35,291 Hi. - Hi. 595 01:06:37,884 --> 01:06:40,500 Anders, I need to borrow you for a bit. 596 01:06:43,467 --> 01:06:45,981 You're honest, and I appreciate that. 597 01:06:46,301 --> 01:06:50,226 There's something I have to find out, so I'll ask you a question. 598 01:06:50,426 --> 01:06:52,974 I'm not at work. - As a man! As a man. 599 01:06:57,301 --> 01:06:59,349 As a man, would you pick me - 600 01:07:01,426 --> 01:07:03,747 - or my sister Ditte or my mother? 601 01:07:04,926 --> 01:07:07,474 I'm talking as a sex beast, all macho. 602 01:07:10,551 --> 01:07:14,772 I know you'd pick Ditte and that's okay, she's always had loads of men. 603 01:07:14,176 --> 01:07:17,100 But after Ditte, would you pick me or my mum? 604 01:07:21,259 --> 01:07:25,116 Would you really rather be with a sixty-year-old than with this? 605 01:07:32,509 --> 01:07:33,931 I can't do this. 606 01:07:34,759 --> 01:07:38,377 I'm so sorry, it's all over now. I've put on my robe again. 607 01:07:43,884 --> 01:07:45,135 There, there. 608 01:08:00,509 --> 01:08:02,158 Congratulations, Mum. 609 01:08:02,676 --> 01:08:04,223 But it's not today. 610 01:08:06,426 --> 01:08:08,781 I'm kidding. I had you going there. 611 01:08:12,051 --> 01:08:13,268 Sixty years! 612 01:08:15,384 --> 01:08:18,376 It's nothing special. Just a little something. 613 01:08:19,884 --> 01:08:22,535 A photo album. - Laura has decorated it. 614 01:08:22,967 --> 01:08:24,685 It's really beautiful. 615 01:08:25,092 --> 01:08:28,084 I made it before the thing with Dad, before he 616 01:08:27,967 --> 01:08:30,720 You mean before he died? I'm just kidding. 617 01:08:31,592 --> 01:08:35,244 There are lots from the water park. - When did you go there? 618 01:08:35,801 --> 01:08:38,349 Every summer for the last eight years. 619 01:08:38,634 --> 01:08:41,148 I'm not going there again. - Why not? 620 01:08:41,759 --> 01:08:45,217 Sigrid, it was so mucky. - One piece of sausage wrapper. 621 01:08:45,551 --> 01:08:46,973 Sausage wrapper? 622 01:08:47,301 --> 01:08:50,452 No, it was sausages and human poos floating about. 623 01:08:50,676 --> 01:08:53,600 We're eating. - What are the plans for today? 624 01:08:58,092 --> 01:09:00,344 The Blue Lagoon! - Sounds great. 625 01:09:03,259 --> 01:09:06,376 Well, you're not going. - But it's your birthday. 626 01:09:08,592 --> 01:09:11,709 But I want to spend some time alone with Antonio. 627 01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:16,969 But you're with him all the time. 628 01:09:17,134 --> 01:09:20,251 I've just met him. I'm not with him all the time. 629 01:09:20,217 --> 01:09:22,936 I think you spend a lot of time with him. 630 01:09:22,801 --> 01:09:25,520 It's okay. - We did celebrate me already. 631 01:09:25,634 --> 01:09:27,886 But it wasn't your real birthday. 632 01:09:27,926 --> 01:09:31,441 I can decide for myself what I want to do on my birthday. 633 01:09:30,926 --> 01:09:34,145 If Mum wants to be alone with Antonio, that's fine. 634 01:09:33,759 --> 01:09:35,977 We'll find something else to do. 635 01:09:35,967 --> 01:09:38,959 I just think you spend too much time with him. 636 01:09:38,717 --> 01:09:41,231 I think she's jealous. - Mum, really! 637 01:09:41,676 --> 01:09:45,191 Of course I'm not jealous. - No, I don't think so either. 638 01:09:45,634 --> 01:09:48,853 Would you like to be with Antonio? - No, Mum! Yuck! 639 01:09:49,342 --> 01:09:50,855 But he's gorgeous. 640 01:10:15,176 --> 01:10:17,724 Mum, I'm not at all interested in him. 641 01:10:18,676 --> 01:10:20,325 Never mind, it's just 642 01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:24,581 I would never ruin it for you. - No, I'm just kidding with you. 643 01:10:24,426 --> 01:10:27,680 I just think we should be together on your birthday. 644 01:10:27,342 --> 01:10:30,391 We are together. And we can be together tonight. 645 01:10:30,884 --> 01:10:34,035 Did you give a nude drawing of yourself to my son? 646 01:10:33,884 --> 01:10:37,035 Dad, it's not her. - You're saying this isn't you? 647 01:10:38,176 --> 01:10:40,633 No. No, it's not me. - Dad, come on. 648 01:10:41,676 --> 01:10:44,600 Look at what she's given to my son. He's ten! 649 01:10:44,884 --> 01:10:48,342 No, no, I don't know who that is. Mum, don't look at it. 650 01:10:48,759 --> 01:10:52,013 I just have to see it. - No, Mum, please look at me. 651 01:10:52,176 --> 01:10:55,327 Mum? It's not what you think it is. That's not me. 652 01:10:55,717 --> 01:10:59,869 Have you been naked with Antonio? - I haven't been naked with Antonio. 653 01:11:01,926 --> 01:11:04,440 I don't know what he's talking about. 654 01:11:04,092 --> 01:11:07,812 I'm just trying to be nice. - I told you to rip it to pieces! 655 01:11:10,509 --> 01:11:14,764 I don't know what he's talking about. - I can see that it is you, Ditte. 656 01:11:25,176 --> 01:11:26,825 Mum, no, no, no! Mum! 657 01:11:28,801 --> 01:11:29,631 Mum? 658 01:11:45,384 --> 01:11:46,601 Mum? - Mum? 659 01:11:48,967 --> 01:11:50,320 She's not here. 660 01:11:55,134 --> 01:11:58,388 Have you seen our mum? - Were you going on the tour? 661 01:11:58,051 --> 01:12:01,305 Our mum went on that tour? - Yes. The bus just left. 662 01:12:01,051 --> 01:12:02,097 Where to? 663 01:12:02,676 --> 01:12:05,668 I can book you on a tour tomorrow. And there's 664 01:12:28,926 --> 01:12:31,577 Sigrid, give me some money. - All right. 665 01:12:32,259 --> 01:12:33,271 Come on. 666 01:12:37,301 --> 01:12:38,757 More, more, more. 667 01:12:42,634 --> 01:12:44,147 This is extortion. 668 01:12:53,551 --> 01:12:56,907 What are you doing? - I'm not talking to you any more. 669 01:12:56,801 --> 01:12:59,452 Can I come? - Go up to your dad, Oliver! 670 01:13:14,592 --> 01:13:18,244 No, they drive in the left in Malta! - Do I drive or do you? 671 01:13:34,134 --> 01:13:37,285 We're not going the right way. - What do you know? 672 01:13:44,467 --> 01:13:46,685 Stop looking at me all the time. 673 01:13:48,051 --> 01:13:51,202 I'm driving. You've got to relax and let me drive. 674 01:13:51,384 --> 01:13:55,138 Or else I'll have an accident. - You're driving the wrong way. 675 01:13:54,759 --> 01:13:57,683 What do you know? You've never been to Malta. 676 01:13:57,509 --> 01:14:00,364 Neither have you. - You're absolutely right. 677 01:14:00,342 --> 01:14:03,357 And I'm never coming back. Not if you're going. 678 01:14:08,884 --> 01:14:12,433 This is all wrong, Sigrid! We've been driving for an hour. 679 01:14:12,551 --> 01:14:15,167 No, Sigrid, you're going the wrong way. 680 01:14:15,176 --> 01:14:18,395 Respect the fact that I am trying to focus on this. 681 01:14:18,176 --> 01:14:21,327 I can't respect it when we're going the wrong way! 682 01:14:21,009 --> 01:14:24,365 Why must I always save you all? - Nobody asked you to. 683 01:14:25,176 --> 01:14:27,792 For once stop trying to control things. 684 01:14:27,551 --> 01:14:31,408 Then you take over. Let's see how that goes. I'm so sick of you. 685 01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:33,784 I hate you! - I hate you more! 686 01:14:33,634 --> 01:14:34,646 Stop it! 687 01:15:07,967 --> 01:15:09,616 Are you okay, Sigrid? 688 01:15:10,176 --> 01:15:12,531 I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry, Ditte. 689 01:15:13,592 --> 01:15:15,446 Don't you worry about it. 690 01:15:17,009 --> 01:15:18,863 Let me see. Does it hurt? 691 01:15:21,176 --> 01:15:22,222 I'm fine. 692 01:15:31,217 --> 01:15:32,434 What a mess. 693 01:15:36,592 --> 01:15:39,709 What do you think your dad will make of all this? 694 01:15:39,592 --> 01:15:43,346 I don't think he'll notice I'm gone. - Yes, of course he will. 695 01:15:45,342 --> 01:15:48,857 He's just sad because of the divorce, but he'll cheer up. 696 01:15:50,384 --> 01:15:53,535 Actually, a lot of children have divorced parents. 697 01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:56,015 Our mum and dad have just divorced. 698 01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:58,223 They didn't get a divorce. 699 01:16:00,384 --> 01:16:02,102 Then why is he crying? 700 01:16:04,509 --> 01:16:06,056 Because she's dead. 701 01:16:09,301 --> 01:16:12,623 Didn't you say they got a divorce? - You never asked. 702 01:16:16,301 --> 01:16:18,758 I'm sorry about that. What happened? 703 01:16:20,592 --> 01:16:21,945 She got cancer. 704 01:16:23,884 --> 01:16:26,705 It happened so fast. Suddenly she was gone. 705 01:16:31,342 --> 01:16:34,698 And do you know what was the last thing I said to her? 706 01:16:34,967 --> 01:16:36,787 What did you say to her? 707 01:16:37,884 --> 01:16:39,135 "I hate you." 708 01:16:42,092 --> 01:16:46,313 I told her I hated her because she never came to Parents Day in school. 709 01:16:50,884 --> 01:16:52,636 And then I went to bed. 710 01:16:54,759 --> 01:16:58,411 In the morning, Dad couldn't wake her and I couldn't either. 711 01:17:03,176 --> 01:17:06,395 We just sat there by her bed hoping she was asleep. 712 01:17:06,926 --> 01:17:09,076 But she wasn't. And we knew it. 713 01:17:12,967 --> 01:17:16,425 In the end I had to call grandmother. Dad just couldn't. 714 01:17:21,717 --> 01:17:23,639 Come here, little darling. 715 01:17:27,801 --> 01:17:30,816 Why do we say such stupid things to each other? 716 01:17:32,301 --> 01:17:34,314 Because you forget to think. 717 01:17:35,342 --> 01:17:37,060 But it doesn't matter. 718 01:17:37,676 --> 01:17:40,497 And your mum knows that you didn't mean it. 719 01:17:40,717 --> 01:17:42,708 She does? - Yes, she does. 720 01:17:44,551 --> 01:17:45,870 Yes, she does. 721 01:18:01,384 --> 01:18:04,603 Of course someone'll find us. Malta's not that big. 722 01:18:05,176 --> 01:18:07,497 Is it totally dead? - Yes, it is. 723 01:18:08,801 --> 01:18:11,452 I think they'll need to amputate my arm. 724 01:18:11,717 --> 01:18:14,470 They can take my foot while they're at it. 725 01:18:15,009 --> 01:18:17,830 You're so sweet. - This was under the seat. 726 01:18:18,801 --> 01:18:20,519 Water? - Yes, please. 727 01:18:29,051 --> 01:18:31,042 What is it? Is it medicine? 728 01:18:33,551 --> 01:18:35,803 Sort of, yes. I think it's coke. 729 01:18:39,051 --> 01:18:40,166 Yes, coke. 730 01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:43,033 Hash, skunk 731 01:18:46,301 --> 01:18:47,347 and coke. 732 01:18:49,384 --> 01:18:51,204 Codeine, benzos and LSD. 733 01:18:53,634 --> 01:18:56,751 Who are you? - I lived in Berlin for three years. 734 01:18:59,134 --> 01:19:01,955 What have we here? Oh, my god, it's heroin. 735 01:19:04,176 --> 01:19:05,723 It is. She's crazy. 736 01:19:07,842 --> 01:19:09,491 But I guess that this 737 01:19:13,134 --> 01:19:14,249 . and this 738 01:19:15,134 --> 01:19:16,556 and half of this 739 01:19:19,426 --> 01:19:21,280 can relieve the shoulder. 740 01:19:21,592 --> 01:19:23,742 And the foot? - Also the foot. 741 01:19:24,467 --> 01:19:26,185 Can I have one? - No. 742 01:19:26,967 --> 01:19:28,389 No and no, okay? 743 01:19:29,717 --> 01:19:30,968 Yes. - Good. 744 01:19:40,426 --> 01:19:43,042 Is it true we become stars when we die? 745 01:19:43,467 --> 01:19:45,515 Yes. - Yes, of course we do. 746 01:19:48,634 --> 01:19:49,749 What else? 747 01:19:53,551 --> 01:19:56,270 How old are you, Oliver? - Ten years old. 748 01:19:57,717 --> 01:19:58,763 Ten years 749 01:20:02,467 --> 01:20:04,480 That's just the perfect age. 750 01:20:06,342 --> 01:20:07,991 Ten years. Ten years. 751 01:20:31,509 --> 01:20:32,965 He said they were 752 01:20:37,717 --> 01:20:39,070 Oliver. Oliver. 753 01:20:41,467 --> 01:20:42,786 Ditte. Sigrid. 754 01:20:48,759 --> 01:20:51,080 Come on up. - Don't touch my arm. 755 01:20:51,301 --> 01:20:54,623 How did you find us, Mum? - It was Oliver who called. 756 01:20:55,009 --> 01:20:58,627 You've got a phone on you, Oliver? - Why didn't you say so? 757 01:20:58,842 --> 01:21:02,300 Because I didn't want to go home. - I'm so sorry, honey. 758 01:21:08,259 --> 01:21:09,408 I love you. 759 01:21:12,217 --> 01:21:13,935 What happened, Sigrid? 760 01:21:14,467 --> 01:21:17,891 We had an accident and my shoulder is hurting like mad. 761 01:21:18,217 --> 01:21:20,765 Let me see. - I think it's dislocated. 762 01:21:23,592 --> 01:21:25,708 Does it hurt when I pull here? 763 01:21:26,467 --> 01:21:28,014 Let me have a look. 764 01:21:29,509 --> 01:21:31,329 You're a sissy. Come on! 765 01:21:41,967 --> 01:21:43,389 Sigrid. - What? 766 01:21:44,092 --> 01:21:46,743 There isn't room for three! - I'm sorry. 767 01:21:48,342 --> 01:21:52,358 Well, it's your own fault. You should have thought about it sooner. 768 01:21:52,301 --> 01:21:54,519 Come here, Sigrid. No, come on. 769 01:21:57,342 --> 01:21:58,354 Come on. 770 01:21:59,217 --> 01:21:59,979 No. 771 01:22:01,509 --> 01:22:03,830 I think you should talk with him. 772 01:22:03,926 --> 01:22:08,044 I don't know if I can afford it. How much does he charge by the hour? 773 01:22:07,509 --> 01:22:11,866 I paid him to flirt with you for one night. All the rest was on the house. 774 01:22:11,217 --> 01:22:14,209 Why should he do that? - Because he likes you. 775 01:22:14,509 --> 01:22:16,431 He's crazy about you, Mum. 776 01:22:18,426 --> 01:22:19,541 It's true. 777 01:22:21,259 --> 01:22:22,772 No, it's not true. 778 01:22:25,384 --> 01:22:26,931 Why can't this ...? 779 01:22:28,759 --> 01:22:30,613 Because you're so lovely. 780 01:22:37,884 --> 01:22:39,397 Hold this, please. 781 01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:53,454 I think it's willy time. 782 01:23:04,176 --> 01:23:05,006 Mum? 783 01:23:07,801 --> 01:23:08,631 Mum? 784 01:23:15,134 --> 01:23:16,681 The bus is leaving. 785 01:23:17,176 --> 01:23:19,792 I'm coming. I just have to say goodbye. 786 01:23:45,842 --> 01:23:48,561 So you're not taking him back to Denmark? 787 01:23:48,426 --> 01:23:51,350 No, he lives here. He has all his stuff here. 788 01:23:52,009 --> 01:23:53,362 Yeah, but still 789 01:23:56,801 --> 01:24:00,794 Dad and I once bought a really good cheese when we were in France. 790 01:24:01,009 --> 01:24:02,055 A cheese? 791 01:24:02,801 --> 01:24:06,350 It tasted absolutely marvellous when we were on the beach. 792 01:24:08,717 --> 01:24:11,868 I don't think we'd ever tasted such a good cheese. 793 01:24:12,176 --> 01:24:16,226 But then we bought one to take home. And in our kitchen back home, - 794 01:24:18,592 --> 01:24:21,208 - it didn't taste like anything at all. 795 01:24:22,217 --> 01:24:24,572 Then it was suddenly just a cheese. 796 01:24:26,342 --> 01:24:28,697 Maybe some things become magical - 797 01:24:30,676 --> 01:24:32,997 - when you add something yourself. 798 01:24:33,009 --> 01:24:34,362 Men and cheese? 799 01:24:34,717 --> 01:24:36,332 Yes, men and cheese. 800 01:26:09,176 --> 01:26:13,169 English subtitles: Malene Hollnagel Scandinavian Text Service 2014